Only this week in the Daily Mail it has transpired that Pope Francis who is deemed to be one of the most holiest persons on the planet, whose very presence is the essence of everything pure and honest about the Roman Catholic church; has authorised investigators to bug a telephone belonging to a London based financial broker who was charged with defrauding the Holy See. Pope Francis gave the green light to tap the telephones, email communications and to make arrests without the approval of the British judicial system.

It seems that working for God requires a certain penchant for financial growth. Portfolio expansion in the various religions is so divine that God has blessed every single electronic signature and spreadsheet.

Extract from GOD and The Zero-Hours Contract available to buy on Amazon Kindle.